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candygarnet:

her: so you like fucking hamburgers?
me: yeah i guess i have a bit of a

bettsplendens:

thelogicalghost:

I don’t care why, this is hysterical.

This is the best kind of prank.

No scares, no injury, no property damage, just confuse the hell out of someone.

rakkuguy:

Happy Post Valentine’s Discount Candy Day!

bigboss505:

zeubermann:

jokebud:

jokebud:

jokebud:

jokebud:

jokebud:

some anon just linked me to a fucking metal gear solid porn video holy shit

holy shit

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holy shit

DOAFSKJKODFLPGMJNMKODFLPGMKJN

i want to die

@bigboss505

I’m just surprised how long it took them to come out with this

the bigger you are

the-dalm:

the larger you are

officialunitedstates:

insenial:

officialunitedstates:

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

amandafelloffthebus:

beijinhos:

how do yall just… drink soda every day??? how do you do that?? like… that doesnt hurt?

My blood has been completely replaced by cherry coke don’t even try me

paper-mario-wiki:

kernelatorsblog:

paper-mario-wiki:

animal crossing is an RPG

Really Peaceful Game

HELL yeah