her: so you like fucking hamburgers?
me: yeah i guess i have a bit of a
I don’t care why, this is hysterical.
This is the best kind of prank.
No scares, no injury, no property damage, just confuse the hell out of someone.
some anon just linked me to a fucking metal gear solid porn video holy shit
holy shit
holy shit
DOAFSKJKODFLPGMJNMKODFLPGMKJN
i want to die
I’m just surprised how long it took them to come out with this
it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free: pouring river water in your socks
why would i do that lmao
it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free
how do yall just… drink soda every day??? how do you do that?? like… that doesnt hurt?
My blood has been completely replaced by cherry coke don’t even try me











